Fleet of foot,

and entirely unplugged,

both are grounded,

we both are, buzzed.

Despite what any author thinks,

the piano keys play the same

but I cant play,

and those piano keys stayed the same.

Just like the hat the pope wears;

which I like

I cant stay.

which I like

Miming those Dalmatians,

what with the barking and bounding,

barking and chiming,

heads held high while being led on leashes

all those things Dalmatians do.